It isn’t the most exciting ‘always’ when you are admiring the sky. So. This post is mostly going to be updating you about rules to how and where to look and appreciate the sky. Ofcourse to document the rule, the author of this post went through few experiences to make sure the rules are ensured and insured.
The rules.
1. never look at the sky in the middle of a busy street. You might get hit by car but you would definitely get kissed by a mooing cow or chased by a handsome ox. Depends which gender you fall into.
2. never look at a sky while you are walking on the pavement. You just might fall into a open manhole or any opening sewage duct or just might step over some animal ..err..poo.
3. never look at the sky when walking in the park, you just might get all the flies/mosquitos/moths/bees diving into your eyes.
4. never look at the sky in the middle of a shopping malls, someone just might spill their coffee over your brand new ‘white’ shirt/top. [mind you. it only and only happens when you are wearing white!!].
5. never ever look at the sky when you are standing behind your friend’s parking lot and the friend might be taking out his/her car. You just might learn how to take a summersault and never recover, at your own stupidity and your friends’ visionary power!!
6. what else. O’ yes. Never look at the sky when you are standing on the top of the mountain, a bird just might fly by you and might not be the most pleasant feeling but yes as they say it could be lucky. [well luck would only reveal a few hours later or so but the feeling would definitely be immediate].
More rules shall be updated as and when the author decides to admire/look at the sky. [however, the author has decided to chuck admiring the sky, going by the number of visits to the hospital.]
Hence, moral of the story: admiring [forget that also] or even looking at the sky might be injurious to health.
* The WHO could add this in their standards of life and health.
Looking at/ for the sky in a mall is a bit... defeating, na?
ReplyDeletehmmm.
Looking at the sky is like, and hold your breath, for here comes very tired cliche: making out with your crush of three years, for the first time. Always safer at night, when visibility is comfortingly low.
ola H! well looking at the sky in a mall. well depends. could not be defeating if the mall has no roof. ha ha. wat say? does that counter the argument?
ReplyDeletethree year crush. well well. one has to find that first. second the crush has to agree. third. what if the wind is blowing too hard! heheheheh.
though looking at the sky does make sense at anytime of the day [though it depends if the sky is good enough] but there are the other factor which just might be a little hazardous..are the points of concerns..