Wednesday, January 17, 2007

The incessant maggi eater

It has been reported that past 2 days, A has been consuming this flour material which is terrible terrible for her stomach. But somehow the urge of eating and the horrible chilly winters force her to do nothing but eat eat and eat.

The moment she prepares herself to dial the number of the canteen her brain stops her and she pulls away her hand. Suddenly, without any control her silly hand dashes for the phone and calls for the Maggi (its like noodles). She keeps calling them again and again to bring it quickly that she can consume it right away.

Gobble gobble gobble slurrrrp. Ah! Done. 500 calories of Fat unhealthy food gone inside A’s system.
Now what does A do?
Fret? Cry? Be Depressed? Curse herself.
Help A get over her obsession with the Fatty product. Maggi.

boredom at workplace?

at the your workplace....
bored? bored? ok.
simply bored or dying of boredom.
need counselling?
wondering if this boredom is vicious/poisoness/transferrable?
Do not to worry.

There are many things you can do.
1. make a scrunchy face and sing a "la la" song to your poky neighbour (turn around she/he might be poking into screen right now)
2. replace your boss' face to bart simpsons'
3. write a boredom poetry
4. post some blogs and show off to the whole world how creative you are
5. catch up with all your friends, acquiantences, enemies, foes, chachas' , chachi's, tai's, squiggly screamy whiny cousins :=)
6. stare at your bf's(gf)/ex-bfs'(gf)/future-bfs'(gf)/dream-bf (gf)'s photograph
7. scribble on your writing pad and turn into a 'Sketch Artist'
8. Order for food preferebly fast food.
9. Order and eat/drink coffee and other body harming eatables.
10. Download and update yourself on the best songs and movies.

*as you can gage that out of incessant boredom you can be highly creative. So do not dismiss this state of yours. You just might be winning the next 'most creative' award. Thank your grey coloured boredomsome workplace :=)