Monday, April 21, 2008

Tagalo jipnee!

My 2nd day in Manila, Filipine and I have found my new love interest. You shall find it’s photograph tomorrow once I click it. Unfortunately as I’d been walking down the road I did not get much opportunity to click pictures.

[last few weeks have been quite catastrophic. Hence I’m trying to be a bit more careful and aware of my surroundings. And well the problem is, it only gets catastrophic once I’m out of my hometown!!.
1st Kolkata. Found a crazy woman [who I had no choice but to work with] aged 60 or above who just would not stop talking! 7 am she would be standing in front of my room to take touring around Kolkata {dude!! Please understand. This is 7, yes..please read my lips… SEVEN a.m. .. and I have no freaking interest in running around town in my jumpers!} well result was. End of the week. Backache. Headache. Stomachache. Brain ache. And most earache. I think my B.P. definitely crossed 500!
2nd. Hyderabad. Well. Well. Well. One of my favourite cities. Thanks to the yum hyderabadi biryani’s [to die for] but..however…. people decide to take their own sweet time..just like our lovable PNB’s [Abb. For a bank which I donot really endorse with, but not wanting to get into legal matters by openly criticizing a brand, I stick to abbr.s]. scheduled meeting a week before of 11.30 am ended up meeting the black glassed loon …5.30 p.m. well. Result. Arghhhh [could not even scream]. Ended up giving a toothy grinny fluttery smile with added BP crossing 1000. and well end of the week. Result. I was bedridden.
Well. Got back home somehow. Thought to myself. What could be worse. ..naaa..nothing.

Well then.
3rd. Mumbai. Another favourite party city of mine. Catching with all crazy friends of mine. Everything seemed fine and smooth. Until 9th of April 2008 10.30 am. Went flying off the ground while admiring grey coloured skies pasted with ugly mucky buildings [I really wonder why in the world would I admire Mumbai skies!!].. well it so happened I got hit by a car. And this is classical. Okay. The person happens to be my closest friend who definitely has no sense of vision. Well no matter how much she insists I insist too. So while im admiring the sky and she decides to take her car out of the parking lot. She first decides to make me fly. And when I open my eyes to see what exactly happened I see the pretty orange coloured bumper which just could not decide whether to go forward or backward. So, next reaction. This is it. Result. I am still recovering from the bruises and shock of absence!

4th Hong Kong. I reach HK on the 14th. Everything fine and smooth. 20th April I am meant to leave HK for Manila. 19th April, the weather decides to have a cyclone which has not hit this place in the last 45 years. Brilliant. What could be better.

5th Manila. I am in love with a Jeepnee. And nothing . touchwood has occurred. Think I need to make some spiritual visits across India. What say. Any suggestions.]

Now mystery to be unsolved. Jipnee. Who the hell is that. Or more so what the hell is that. Jeepnee. Jeep. Its like the phat phat we have in India but definitely thousand times more attractive. Very very ghetto. And tomorrow, I promise to post a picture of this freaky object!
Till then
Tagalo…cia

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